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2004.02.10

Eats, Shoots and Leaves

今日聞いた英語のギャグです。

パンダがカフェに来てサンドウィッチとコーヒーをオーダーし、食べてました。
突然パンダがピストルを出し、それを上に向けて売ってそのまま店に行ってしまいました。
店のマスターは何がパンダを怒らせたのか調べようと思い百科事典でパンダのことを調べてみました。
パンダのことは次のように書いてました。

「パンダ:中国の山地に住むクマに似た動物。目の周囲・耳・四肢と前肢付近の背中は黒く、それ以外は白い。
芽と葉を食べる」・・・。

・・・英語のギャグといいながら日本語しか書かないのは、俺ぐらいではないだろうか?
(もちろん私にはこの本文だけでは意味はわかりませんでした。)

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